Movie anyone???

What could a laptop do when it met two guys and another two girls at 11p.m. in the middle of the night?

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Okla, I know this is not the latest movie but I never watched before!!! So? Must watch la.

A brieft synopsis about this movie:

I) Two 'Alien', one taxi driver and another professors.

II) Scramble for a 'remove control'.

III) Disney Picture movie.

But somehow, the two ladies (some said the audience) shouted like we are watching the creepy ghost movie. OMG!!! No doubt they have been thoroughly violated this movie. But why we watch the movie now? Haha, it's all thanks to the guy with spectacles (some said J) had download the movie and ask for the watch. WOW, trust me, the ambience is similar to the real cinema.

Ouya, the coming thursday we will watch the 'knowing', got Nicolas Cage (one of the best actor in my list) ler. haha. But, there will be something more excited that I'm waiting for. Guess what? The ladies will sure shouted like watching the scary movie.

Humiliation Dinner

Location : 3in 1 restaurant
Time : around 7p.m. – 8p.m.
Position and direction: J sat on my right hand side (90 degree), C sat opposite to J (30 degree from my north).
Initiator : J, start the discussion about the riding and the driving of motorcycle.
Editor : C, start the whole story regarding the humiliation dinner.

The story begin with the conversation regarding the event that C fetch S to some where I don’t remember.

C : K, you got driving license ma?

K : Got!!! …(sure got la, aiyo)…

C : o, you know how to ride motorcycle ma?

K : know la. …(got license sure know how to drive liao la. lung word!!!)…

C : oooo, sure very slow de lo. How fast you drive on the highway?

K : …( How you know!!! You didn’t even see me ride before. Probably I can drive for 75km/hrs. Ha)…

C : Sure is just 40km/hrs only lo. Lol. Why so slow de. E! K is your type la. He can even give you a ride to the

school.
If you drive 40km/hrs at the dessert, you both will see the Kerbau walk beside you. Bloom bloom bloom
bloom...... wakakakakaka.....

Then in a sudden (pretend E): " Oi! K, you come down la, i drive. aiyooo."

K : =.=!!! …(walao ea! This also can!!! oklo, apparently mean that I'm slow liao lo)

C : K can you drive a car?

K : can… (My face seems like don’t know how to drive one mea!!! Out of sudden I smell something not right.)

C : when K parking, (pretending K again.) : E! go arrange the five tiang behind my car seat for me. I want

parking."

K : =.=!!! ...(OMG!!! C, you are such a good editor, can edit for the lame story for lame movie liao lo)...

C :After the parking was done, (pretend K AGAIN): “E! keep all the tiang and put them on the hind seat.”

K : hahahaha…. (walao! I so lame mea!!!)

C : Nonononono… When side parking K will said (pretend K again): “E can you park the car for me.”

K : =.=!!! !!! ( @#@#%$, I lamest then the E mea!!!)

And the humiliation keep on going going and going… until all of us had finish our meal. BUT, our editor, C still on her half way of her WAT TAN HOR... (Excuse me, who is the slowest one har???!!!)

Ouya, one more thing. Do you know why I remain silence all the time??? Cause I don't have any bullet to shoot them. Why leh??? This is all because not 'ke po' enough to scoop any hidden secret from others lo. Perhaps it's time to scoop for my bullet and prepare for the next WAR.... wah ha ha ha ha ha ... ...

Black-list

Recently I found out that something annoying keep happening around me. The thing is like a house flies that strolling above your food table that waiting for the chance to land a feet on your food.

Sometimes, it is not easy to get close to your closes friend. Because when people stay together at a longer time, problems will appear. They will start to be lazy to care about their image as a friend and start to ignore about their part as friend. And end up to be a different identity between inside and the outside. In this case, I would tend to be a silencer and being an audience to watch for the show. But, other than that I would put this guy into my black list. What is a black list? It is a limitation/threshold in every each person heart to judge on other people. Once, a person’s name is carved in the black list, it will be hard to erase it. And then, a pessimistic view would be labeled on the person in every each motion taken. Being black listed is something that is unwanted yet innocent. But for me, I would not black listed people without a warning. Perhaps it is something to do with the person’s attitude as well.

So, do you have a black list as I do? Am I in your list? Hopefully not. Hahaha

Good looking and beloved.

What is coffee? What is wine? Of course everyone knows what they are, but are you sure to yourself?



Hundred per cent sure?




Think again.

Coffee is something that smells great once it was ready to serve in hot. The aromatic come from it always make people feel refreshing and spiritually replenished in just a few minute. But, when time passed, a cup of hot coffee will turn cool (without ice), then it’s another topic. When a coffee turns cool, it smelled not as great as the hot and once drinks it makes you feel nauseate except you add some ice or hot water, but the taste will totally change.

Wine is different from coffee that the aromatic won’t be as grateful as the one freshly produce from the fermentation. Wine usually takes longer time, when time longer it become more precious and more quality. Wine can serve in many different ways, in cool with ice, normal room temperature, and even hot (after cooked). Perhaps the taste might change but it end up being special in different situation. Moreover, wine always is the only beverage that would arouse the feel of romantic and seducible.

So as a reader do you understand the difference between Coffee and Wine? Perhaps next time you would need to say: “He/ She is my glass of wine” or “He / She is my cup of Coffee”.

Jordan’s Version of M@plestory

Caution: this article DOES NOT contain violation. IF you scared to be SIEN, don’t ever dare to read this article.

Kampar is a peaceful little country that partitioned into five cities which are the Manchester, Oxford, Ching Hwa, Yale, and Harvard. Every half of a year, there would be hundreds of thousands of beginner come to Kampar for only one reason, to get a suitable job in the future.

One year ago.

Over two thousand of beginner arrived to Kampar. At that time, the monsters in Kampar were few, so lots of the beginners are unable to level up. Then, there come a beginner, Cindy, she start to register a guild called BCG (Biotech Crazy Group) and a lot of people had joined to this guild. Officially, this guild had launched a visit to a guild quest at the Pig Beach few months ago, unfortunately, yet no one was eligible to take a job. This unfortunately event had cause strive of monster to appear in Kampar. This monster is ego and pride. When a beginner was chased by this monster, it will start to horn out loudly “Pon…. Pon…..” resulting a lot of beginner afraid to step out from their door. However, miracle had took place, one of the beginner, Rebecca from BCG guild has successfully take down some of the monster and leveled up to become a WORRIOR. With her advanced skill, she had successfully reduced some of the monster in this town. One day (it’s a double drop rate), she had manage to get an amour for herself from the monster she taken down. The picture below is the WORRIOR Rebecca with her amour. Let’s give her a salute!!!

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恐怖电影

最近电影界为了市场的表现，推出了许多的电影，尤其是恐怖电影就越来越多。每个人对恐怖电影有个只得看发。我的看法就是这样地。。。。

泰国的恐怖片
- eg. Coffin, Coming Soon …
- 看起来是很恐怖，但通常都是有头无尾的。而且很喜欢用因果循环为卖点。不过看了总是有让人连毛都站起来的感觉。

中国的恐怖片
- 来来去去不是长发的就是红衣的，脸青青，通常以报仇为大纲。造就出人们不犯错的行为。

香港的恐怖片
- 很喜欢弄到很恐怖，不过不知道怎么的总是一看就觉得是在做戏。恐怖就在于明明知道是在做戏可是还是会吓到。

日本的恐怖片
- eg. The ring (Japan)
- 通常以平常人不以为然的事做得很恐怖，引发出内心的恐惧。害得很多人做每件事都疑神疑鬼。

美国的恐怖片
- eg. 28 weeks later, eagle eye ….
- 越来越会攻于心理上的刺激感。越来越喜欢用未来的事为题材来启发人民，恐怖的是他的戏真的引发了了我心中的恐惧感。

英国的恐怖片
- Dracula, Twilight
- 很喜欢把鬼跟爱情结合在一起。恐怖就在头头是爱情戏后来是鬼戏。

新加坡的恐怖片
- 看得出是每出戏都想得奖的感觉。恐怖就在于那竞争心理。

不过最近大马也有越来越多的鬼戏出现，恐怖就在于说‘马来西亚人尽然恐怖到连鬼戏都不会拍，搞到什么Power Ranger + Monster的东东出来，我国的影坛的未来还真是恐怖啊。’

一瓶泪

从前，在耳纳特，一个四季都被白雪冰封的小村子里住有一位很特别的小女孩，名叫依丽亚。罗丝玛丽。 她从来都不掉过一滴眼泪，所以村里的人都叫她雪女，就是为了形容她那冷酷及从来都不曾掉泪的性格。长大后的她，周遭更是坎坷，时常会被村里的百姓利用。但她依旧没为这些事而落泪。她不哭并不是因为她没感情，只不过是她从来就不掉泪。但是她的感情却比任何人都还要来的丰富，比其他人更真。

有一天，依丽亚在树林里砍材。忽然她发现有一位勇士躺在雪地上。身上的红血沾染了整个洁白的雪。依丽亚二话不说就连忙把那位勇士扶回村里为他治疗。很幸运的，它及时被救活了。那位勇士是来自维多利亚而来，名叫杰克。只因为路途中迷失了方向，而又被野兽袭击。在依丽亚的照料下，杰克痊愈了。日子久了，杰克爱上了依丽亚。而很快的他们就结婚了。从那开始，依丽亚时常脸带欢笑，村民都觉得她变了。不过，好景不长，那勇士听说自己的领土受到了威胁，所以又披上了灰甲对依丽亚交待后就往维多利亚而去。日子一天一天的过去，依丽亚时常回到那第一次遇见杰克的树林里等杰克回来。直到有一天，有一群勇士来到那里。

领导者遇见了依丽亚便问道：“耳纳特村庄是否在前面呢”？

依丽亚回答说：“就在前面不远处”。

领导者又问: “那你可知道谁是依丽亚吗？”

依丽亚回答道：“我就是，请问有什么事吗？”

接着，那一群勇士就散开，中间走来了两位士兵，抬着杰克来到了依丽亚面前。

领导者告诉说：“杰克，他在乱战中跟敌方的王者交手，不料被埋埋伏了，还被敌人给杀了。他很坚强，折腾了三天，当我们发现他后说出了他的遗言才死去的。”

依丽亚看见了，心都碎了，不过她就是哭不出来。

她往天空说道：“让我哭吧”!

接着，天空就照下一道蓝白色的光，依丽亚的眼睛就掉下了一滴泪水，直往杰克的眼里去。在那一杀那间，强烈的光线从他们身上发出，照亮了整个阴暗的树林。最后，光线渐渐消失了。在勇士眼前出现了一个比水晶还要亮的冰像，跟着杰克的眼睛就张开了。杰克醒来后发现站在身旁的竟然是自己的妻子，依丽亚。随着就抱着那冰像疼心的哭了。就在那一杀那间，冰像的眼睛流出了一滴泪水，滴在雪地上变成钻石般的冰泪，然后，那冰像就消失了。杰克拿起那一块冰，放进了一个瓶子中，溶成了水，形成了一瓶泪水。